Ralit membaca aneka buku,
Dari senja ke dinihari,
Kembara hidup penuh berliku,
Iman jayakan destinasi diri.
- Asta @ KM339, exit Bidor PLUS arah selatan. TQ.
Dari pejabat ku intai jendela,
Melihat sekeliling pemandangan alam,
Umat Islam saling bersaudara,
Bertambah perpaduan memartabat Islam.
- R @ Balai Islam Al-Ghufran, Pinggir TTDI. TQ.
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? !!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.
1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
(2) NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !
(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...
(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1tea-spoon of starch!
(5) ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
(6) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"
(7) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
(8) SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
(9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
(10) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
(11) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.
Gebar dibakar angkara pepijat,
Serangan lipas lawannya gegat,
Ummah terbilang mengangkat darjat,
Gemilanglah Islam seluruh jagat.
- Asta, Laman Masjid Al-Khalid USM, Penang. TQ.
p/s : Sorry lambat entry.. Zam ke K.Kangsar Jum - Ahad. Ni baru je balik... Citer2 d Bandar Di-Raja Zam entry nanti yaa...
Silence... Doesn't mean I'm gone...
Quite... Doesn't mean I'm dead...
But deep in my heart, somewhere, you are remembered and always cared.
Have a great day!
It's a nice feeling when U know that...
Someone loves U...
Someone misses U...
Someone needs U...
But it feels much better when U know that...
Someone never ever forgets U... thats me.
Happiness comes not because we do GREAT THINGS but because we do small things with GREAT LOVE.
Sometimes Life gets so busy...
Couldn't even say 'Hi'...
Couldn't even Call & SMS but ....
Doesn't mean you are forgotten..
Coz... you are always be in my heart.
Isnin lalu Zam & R sempat pi menonton Bangsawan Naga Chini... pada asalnya kami nak tonton pd Jumaat, 9 Jun tapi R tersilap beli tiket hari Khamis.. pada hal Zam masa tu masih berkursus di Bangi dari 6 - 9 Jun. Nasib baik lah ada staf ofis yg nak pergi dan sanggup beli tiket kami tuh.. tp kami buat sistem Barter je.. dia ganti dgn Baucer Bukit Merah Lake Town Resort utk 1 night. Cuma hari Isnin je yg ada tiket RM40.. Bila sampai ke IB, x laku pun bangsawan ni.. tak penuh pun seat. Grand Circle & Upper Circle tak digunakan pun... semua harga tiket diberi diskaun dan dipindahkan ke Stall (Level 1). Ramai gak yg Zam dok perhati masuk tanpa tiket, may be guna pass je kot? Hmm... ntah laaa... Props bangsawan mmg cantik... suasana hutan diterapkan dari lobi IB ke dalam pentas.. dgn kesan bunyi khas suasana hutan (cengkerik, katak) sentiasa kedengaran...
Penyampaian bangsawan ini dilakukan mengikut bangsawan sebenar pd masa lalu... dengan kehadiran Pak Aziz Satar selaku Ketua Panggung yang keluar di awal persembahan menceritakan sinopsis dan kisah silam.. namun bagi zam, cerita yang terlalu lama tu sungguh membosankan... Sewaktu penukaran props, diadakan selingan tarian, nyanyian dan lawak .. adalah jugak tarian oleh Akak2... boring aaa.. tapi apakan daya, dah itu caranya bangsawan dipentaskan cara dulu...Mana untung berjual papan,
Orang tetap menukang bemban,
Martabatkan masjid dalam kehidupan,
Gemilang ummah menjana peradaban.
- Asta, Laman Masjid Al-Khalid USM, Penang. TQ.
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