Trip ke Kuala Kangsar : 23 - 25 Jun 2006

Hehehe.. maaf bebanyak lah yaa.. dah lama nak buat entry pasal trip Zam ke Kuala Kangsar tempoh hari.. tapi apakan daya, x kesempatan laaa... ni lah baru smpat nak edit2 pics yg ada dan nak tulis aa citer2 skit pasal di sana tu...

Sebetulnya pergi sana sebab ofis ada buat perlawanan persahabatan, sama seperti masa pergi Melaka tempoh hari.. cuma kali ini tuan rumah adalah Majlis Perbandaran Kuala Kangsar (MPKK).. zam pun x sedar K.Kangsar dah naik taraf jd MP. hehee... Perlawanan kali ini best sebab dibuat 4 penjuru antara Majlis Bandaraya Melaka Bersejarah (MBMB), Majlis Daerah Kinta Barat (MDKB) dan ofis zam sendiri laa... Kami disediakan penginapan di Resort Sungai Perak.. best gak aa resort ni walau tak taraf hotel kan.. tapi nyaman tepi sungai.. rugi aa kaki pancing yg x bawak joran tu.. hehe.. Bertolak dr KL dlm jam 11 pagi.. sampai KK terus je c/in dlm jam 4 ptg.

Perlawanan pertama adalah boling di mana zam diletak sbg pemain VIP (jemputan). kelas kan.. hahaha.. merasa aa dok sebaris ngan Datuk2 Bandar semua tuh... Tapi main x cemerlang mana pun, asyik x kena je pin tuh.. hampeh laa... tapi secara keseluruhan mata, kami yg menang.. hehe.. Ok gak lah kan. Boling dibuat di Ipoh pd waktu malam.. ptg tu cuma minum petang je.. jam 6 lebih dah bergegas ke Ipoh utk boling... main boling pun dlm keadaan lapar.. hmm... habis boling dlm jam 10.. bergegas aa kami ke kedai makan.. makan mi rebus & roti nan je.. Oh ye.. utk acara boling ni, MDKB yg uruskan.. so, semua di taja oleh mereka. Pemain VIP je yg dpt baju free yg macam dlm pic tu.. lawa gak.. hehe.. nasib baik aa Zam dlm kategori VIP, adalah dpt baju tu.. kwn lain tgk jeles je laa.. sorry lah ye. hehe

Pagi esok nya adalah acara Bola 9 sebelah, badminton dan Golf VIP yg dijalankan serentak.. Padang bola & dewan badminton sebelah2 je.. asalnya acara futsal tapi saat akhir di tukar ke bola.. kesian aa pasukan MBMB yg bawa kasut futsal.. dah laah pagi tu hujan.. habis lecah aa padang tuh... 1st game pasukan kami vs MBMB.. mmg kalah aaa... walau dalam hujan tu, MBMB tetap maintain main.. 2nd game, MBMB pakat dok pinjam kasut bola pasukan kami.. hehe.. merasa aa dok tanya saiz kasut memasing.. 6 ada tak... 7 ada tak.. mcm pasar kejap... akhirnya MBMB juara ... tahniah la... pasukan kami dapat corot je.. penalti yg ditendang pun tak masuk.. hampeh betul!

Untuk acara badminton lak.. lama gak sebab ada 2 single lelaki, 2 beregu lelaki, 1 beregu VIP dan 1 beregu campuran. tu yang lambat habis.. rehat lak dulu lunch time.. sambung ke petang.. jam 5 lebih baru aa habis.. keputusan.. pasukan kami bertemu MBMB di akhir.. memang sengit laah.. sebab masa di Melaka tuh, kami kalah teruk gak... kali ini.. buku bertemu ruas.. akhirnya pasukan kami Juara dengan 5-1 kot.. lupa laah.. hehe.

Malam tu adalah upacara penutupnya... delegasi kami lengkap berbatik.. nampak mcm best je ... jamuan makan malam diadakan di Kolam Renang MPKK... pentas acara dibuat di dalam kolam dengan bentuk sampan.. kreatif gak diaorg ni.. mmg lawa aa... beriya2 buat pentas tu... ye laah.. mlm tu adalah acara VIP2 nak menyumbang suara memasing dlm sesi karaoke.. hmm.. mana yg sumbang tu, tahan je lah telinga memasing.. renyai gak laah hujan malam tu.. ekeke... menu mmg banyak laa.. tapi zam segan aa nak pi amik sebab x de yg menu hebat pun.. menu2 biasa seperti kambing golek, laksa, char kueh teow, cendul, buah-buahan.. tak larat nak makan semua pun.. kenyang perut minum cendul je...
Esoknya selepas sarapan, adalah acara bebas.. kami dibawa aa bersiar2 sekitar Bandar DiRaja ni... 1st destination, pastinya Masjid Ubudiah Bukit Chandan yang memang cantik tuh.. sebelahnya
adalah makam diraja.. hebat2 makam ni.. dihiasi marmar penuh... Selepas tu di bawa ke Galeri Sultan Azlan Shah.. yang menyimpan segala hadiah dan perjalanan hidup baginda sejak kecil.. susur galur Kesultanan Perak berasal dari Kesultanan Melaka jugak... dikatakan disinilah tersimpannya Keris Taming Sari sebenar... namun keris asal hanya akan dipertonton pada Hari Keputeraan Sultan dan apabila ada pembesar/sahabat Sultan yang berkunjung.
Dikatakan juga, hanya 40% barang kebesaran DiRaja yang dipamerkan adalah replika sahaja... Galeri dibuka jam 10 pagi.. kami sampai awal & terpaksa aa pergi tempat lain dulu..
Selepas tu, kami dibawa ke lokasi pembuatan labu sayong dan pasu.. kan K.Kangsar ni mmg terkenal dgn labu sayong nya.. masing2 dok borong labu sayong kecil tu buat cenderahati kot.. zam cuma beli satu je nak letak kat umah.. yang lain tu zam beli lampu hiasan... habis memborong adalah lunch time kat Rumah Rehat.. dan terus pergi ke Resort untuk check out dan balik ke KL.. dalam bas tu, ada yg dok melalak karaoke kat depan.. org belakang tido aje laa...

Hepi Besday to Fauzi - 10 Julai

Hepi Besday to U,
Hepi Besday to U,
Hepi Besday to Fauzi,
Hepi Besday to U.....

Mamak dah bawak jejalan ke Penang kan.. cukup lah tu ...

Pantun Jumaat

Makan tengahari bersama pengat,
Pengat dibuat dengan santan,
Al-Quran diturunkan untuk umat,
Menjadi panduan sepanjang zaman.

- R @ TTDI. TQ.

Jauh berdagang berkayuh sampan,
Sarat muatan kain tenunan,
Kita graduan universiti kehidupan,
Lestari keilmuan berteras keimanan.

- Asta @ anjung Masjid Al-Malik Khalid, USM Penang. TQ.

Hepi Besday to Rahmah - 1 Julai

Hepi Besday to U,
Hepi Besday to U,
Hepi Besday to Rahmah,
Hepi Besday to U.....

Hujung bulan ni Mamak bawak jejalan gi Kuching yaaa...

Pantun Jumaat

Ralit membaca aneka buku,
Dari senja ke dinihari,
Kembara hidup penuh berliku,
Iman jayakan destinasi diri.

- Asta @ KM339, exit Bidor PLUS arah selatan. TQ.

Dari pejabat ku intai jendela,
Melihat sekeliling pemandangan alam,
Umat Islam saling bersaudara,
Bertambah perpaduan memartabat Islam.

- R @ Balai Islam Al-Ghufran, Pinggir TTDI. TQ.

Seminar : 26 - 27 Jun 2006

Salam sejahtera buat semua kengkawan.... Zam sekarang ni sedang berseminar 2 hari kat Bukit Kiara.. nasib baik aa kat sini ada E-Bitz center.. boleh aa guna PC & internet neh... sempat2 gak laah nak baca2 email, reply & entry kat sini... hehe

Saje nak bagi tahu laa... caterer utk seminar ni bukan main hebat lagi... diaorg amik dr Restoren Rebung.. owner Chef Ismail ... kenal tak tuh? tak kan lah tak kenal.. kalu tak kenal, pi tgk majalah Saji keluaran terbaru.. ada muka Chef Ismail & Dr Sheikh Muzaphar dan cerita2 pasal mereka.. Asta dah beli pun.. laju jer dia beli kan.. hehehe

Chef ismail sendiri turun padang sediakan persiapan .. tatau laah sapa yg masak... tapi Zam frust & sedihlaah... Chef kan nama besar dlm bidang masakan ni... tapi.. hmm.... menu sarapan pagi, mihun goreng, karipap & bingka bijan... mihun goreng pagi semalam tuh.. awat aa tawar sangat chef ooi.... tak dak rasa.... kekawan lain pun ada yg ngomel gituh gak... teh tarik pun tak lah sedap sgt.. tatau aa jenama apa dia guna.. kelat skit...

Menu petang dia lak.. bubur kacang hijau, lengkong (agar2), puding jagung.... hmm.. sekali lagi Zam sedih... bubur tuh tak rasa mcm bubur pun.. cair je.. x dak rasa santan.... puding pun keras jer...

Tatau aa sebab apa kan... sedih jer.. ingat kan leh aa rasa masakan sedap2 dr chef... kaedahnya laa... tapi hampeh gak.... tatau aa menu hari ni camne kan... lihat & rasa je lah nanti..

Zam nak masuk dah ni.. chow...

Q & A

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten? !!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Adult Joke Collections (18SX)

1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

(2) NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !

(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...

(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1tea-spoon of starch!

(5) ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"

(6) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service"

(7) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?

• Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
• Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
• Mistress on the cover of playboy and ..
• Wife on the cover of "missing persons"
  

(8) SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

(9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

(10) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."

(11) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything.

Pantun Jumaat

Gebar dibakar angkara pepijat,
Serangan lipas lawannya gegat,
Ummah terbilang mengangkat darjat,
Gemilanglah Islam seluruh jagat.

- Asta, Laman Masjid Al-Khalid USM, Penang. TQ.

p/s : Sorry lambat entry.. Zam ke K.Kangsar Jum - Ahad. Ni baru je balik... Citer2 d Bandar Di-Raja Zam entry nanti yaa...

Quote...

Silence... Doesn't mean I'm gone...
Quite... Doesn't mean I'm dead...
But deep in my heart, somewhere, you are remembered and always cared.
Have a great day!

It's a nice feeling when U know that...
Someone loves U...
Someone misses U...
Someone needs U...
But it feels much better when U know that...
Someone never ever forgets U... thats me.

Happiness comes not because we do GREAT THINGS but because we do small things with GREAT LOVE.

Sometimes Life gets so busy...
Couldn't even say 'Hi'...
Couldn't even Call & SMS but ....
Doesn't mean you are forgotten..
Coz... you are always be in my heart.